Souljah Boy
Lil' Wayne
Kristen Stewart from Twilight (I fux with her)
Kid Cudi
Justin Bieber (yeah, I know)
Snoop Dogg
Rick Ross & Wiz Khalifa
Willie Nelson & Snoop
Paris Hilton


President Barack Obama
Mischa Barton
Michael Phelps (Don't worry, Mike. We're not mad at ya.)
Seth Rogen
Cameron Diaz
Steve-O
Tommy Chong
Honorable Mentions: Lindsay Lohan, Doug Benson, Dave Chappelle, Frances McDormand, Bob Marley, the Beatles, Louis Armstrong, George Washington, Abraham Lincoln (no, really), Notorious B.I.G., Al Gore, Charlize Theron, Drew Barrymore, Jimi Hendrix, Ray Charles, Richard Pryor, Bob Dylan, Cheech Marin, Chris Rock, Conan O'Brien, Edgar Allen Poe, William Shakespeare, & basically everybody & your momma.

